From: Stephen Denommee Here's a song that BNL only does in concert. There is one know recording of the song, it belongs to CFNY, the alternative music station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Hope you like it. Sorry about the chord spacing. MCDONALDS GIRL - Barenaked Ladies D A G (quick A) D D A G A D I leave from softball practice every night D A G A D It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way D A G AD I turn the corner at the traffic light D A G A Bm I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say Bm Em Bm "I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, Bm Em A (hold) I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" CHORUS: D A G I am in love with a McDonalds girl D A G A D She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm D A G I am in love with a McDonalds girl D A G A D She is an angel in a polyester uniform She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul (Steve Page Rap Solo) She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY! CHORUS There she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League If they knew how much I wanted her Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee CHORUS Uno, dos, tres, quatro Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies Sing that song of taste You can only find at one place: McDonalds CHORUS Comments? stepdeno@village.ca From: Alexander Haird Date: Wed, 27 Mar 96 20:37:21 EST just thought i'd drop a line to make a minor correction. in "McDonalds Girl", (b/barenaked_ladies/mcdonalds_girl), the progression is D-G-A, not D-A-G. i have a live performance of this tune, and it's definitely incorrect. keep up the great work. it's the best site online by far!!!